offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

mikerowsoft:

heres a video of me making better music than skrillex

narcissistmanifesto:

i need to stop

ofmiceandbren:

docaine:

piercingsandink:

pokem0an:

oh my god what

Hahahahahaha omfg

Holy ufo

same.

weezybakeoven:

helo i am your #1 fan i come many miles to see u

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

nosdrinker:

WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THESE THINGS TO EXIST

SHH NO DREAMS ONLY TEARS NOW

Pass me the crab leg cracker and melt some butter.

I got this shit.

cook that shit up

fractalmirror:

joopi:

ribbonofyellow:

justanotherwindykid:

OH MY GODPFJS I HAD TO WATCH THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TO REALIZE IT WAS DOGS AND NOT JUST THE MOP BRUSHES COMING TO LIFE AND SCURRYING OFF

((I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING FUCK))

???? ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE THE FACE THAT APPEARS IN THE WINDOW

NEVER SAW THE FACE OMFG

OH HEY I’M JUST PLAYIN TENNIS Y’KNOW HOW IT IS